I’m about to make a new blog lol

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meladoodle:

*starts doing the cup song* youre gonna miss my giant dong…

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youngstero:

my mom went to high school with jamie lee curtis and one time they both got caught smoking pot together and jamie told the teacher it was my mom’s and my mom was suspended and jamie lee got no punishment so think about that next time you want some activia

the laxative yogurt lady fucked over my mom

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